Also, fuck Phil Neville.  Starts his strongest eleven, all subs were tactical, and he was screaming and running up down the sidelines the whole game.  To come out after losing and say “oh lol stupid third place game, we didn’t care about it, good job to Sweden for actually trying” is so weak, so whiny, so immature, so…

Oh, don’t be a heal.

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

Well then - if you hate VAR, then you presumably love the ongoing CONCACAF Gold Cup, which I’m sure you’re watching with great glee as players take elbows to the face and get reprimanded when they raise a fuss. Last night, one of the Jamaican players successfully baited the noted crybaby Jozy Altidore into a yellow…

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

Even in a relatively low scoring sport like football, a close fought 1-2 victory isn’t “butchering” by any stretch of the imagination.

My favorite moment from the match:

Eh. It was a hard fought win. England had more possession. They gave as good as they got. Luck was simply not on their side with the VAR recalled goal and a missed penalty. Then they were down one player. Person of the match for me is the referee. Both sides worked her hard but I thought she was fair.

“Here it is now, taken from inside his knee”

The final yellow card should have been red. A late challenge with cleats into the ankle should be red, especially after VAR, but maybe they thought Cameroon would freak out even more.

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

I always say color equals flavor.

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It was offside, what’s your point? Beautiful goals are above the rules?

I think the argument is “if it’s cool there shouldn’t be any penalties”

I think the argument is “off-sides shouldn’t matter if the play is cool” which is still not a good argument to make.

Every box I’ve ever read makes a big mistake in the instructions. They always say to drain the pasta, put it back in the pan, add the other ingredients, and stir.