So, this week SNL has a person inside a water bottle, and next week they have a person named after another water bottle?

My guess is he’s on the Cowboy’s roster in two weeks.

At this point, the defenders should cease trying to comply with this rule, and simply plant the QB as far into the turf as possible, destroying his shoulder, spine, and several internal organs. Then get up and accept the 15 yard penalty, while the back-up QB scrambles to find his shiny helmet.

Whenever I have ice cream, I almost always pour a little Bailey’s over it.

May I suggest...choose a different restaurant?

I agree completely.

Guy’s got a nose for the ball.

Anyone else notice that Trump tweeted, at 7:42 a.m. Eastern Time, that the “first game ratings are way down over an already bad last year....”

Kids, growing up, line up a putt and whisper to themselves, “18th Hole, Augusta National, for a birdie...and the Masters Championship.”

So, if we’re tying the successes (and failures) of our local professional sports teams to mental health instability and homicidal tendencies, then it follows that us San Diegans should be murdering everyone we meet, forever.

There infrequency gives attacking teams the element of surprise that.....

He killed himself, and two others. Man, I wish they’d do it in exactly that order.

He was a Navy fighter pilot. Not just a ‘sailor’, and never a soldier.

There. You spent a year there. Working on their problems. They’re happy you did.

Nobody was in the car with him. 

I like Ajagba fist-bumping the ref at the end; “nice job ref!”

And, apparently, 1,100 bounced checks.

I watched Dave Winfield to this, when he was with the Padres. Threw out the poor guy who thought he had a single.

I hear Gitmo’s nice this time of year.

Exactly. When I saw “beaned”, I was hoping that he wasn’t badly hurt, what with getting hit in the head with a baseball. Then I saw the video, he got hit on the elbow, and if the ball didn’t hit his elbow it would’ve hit him in the ribs. He was hit by a pitch, he was nailed, he was many things, but beaned is not one…