Interesting fashion choice by Joan, the Nazi Concentration Camp look, complete with Jewish star.

Earthquake. You forgot earthquake season. (and it’s REALLY a bitch when earthquake season happens during a fire!)

(tried to include this with my original post; it didn’t stick, made my comment look nasty, I’m sorry)

I heard that! (guess it was too HARD to spell HERD).

When discussing a truly legendary quarterback, spelling counts.

Our 17 year old cat had tumors throughout his big kitty body. It was clear he was on his way out. He’d lay on the couch, in his favorite spot, and I’d have dinner sitting next to him, watching tv. All during his final month, I’d cut up some of my dinner (usually some nice chicken), and hand-feed him little cat-sized…

I found your problem, your money is “loose”! You just gotta tighten it, you won’t ‘lose’ as much.

‘Duncan Robinson’? Pfff, I’m waiting for Russell Jabbar.

“Loth”? I’m not familiar with that word. Maybe you meant ‘loathe’.

Would be hysterical if Jamie Foxx’s legal (penis) issues were terminated by “insufficient evidence” lol.

When asked if ‘Bort’ is short for something, he raises his head and says, proudly, “Bortholomew!”

I imagined a police sergeant holding the nearly $20,000, all in ones, high over his head, and ‘making it rain’.

(blows nuts off)

The poor guy. Was forced to play several games early in his career with no gloves, only using his bare hands.

She’s crying because, after years of repeated racist, ignorant, insulting posts and behavior, it appears to have finally caught up with her, costing her serious money and jeopardizing her career. So, suddenly, she’s “sorry”. 

Of course they are. One corrects your incorrect spelling, the other murders you and your family and your entire neighborhood, and 12 million other innocent people. But, you’re right, of course.

When Elizabeth was first instructed to write this story, she was reluctant, but she plunged ahead anyway.

You ever see a happy rattlesnake??

It’s “Hear, hear.”

“Another problem is that it’s demeaning to everybody else in the sport, including, most unjustly, the greatest player who ever played it.”