I love when Krispy Kreme has their annual ‘Pirate’ give-away. Talk like a pirate, get a free doughnut; DRESS like a pirate, get an entire dozen free! The line snakes around the block, with everyone in various and hilariously bad pirate get-ups.

As a commercial/professional/Class B driver, it infuriates me when entitled assholes force their way in at the extreme front of the very long line of cars that have all behaved patiently and properly. Yes, the ‘zipper merge’ is the correct method (every other car), but also seeing the road ahead of you and planning…

I didn’t realize that Trump is descended from Native American Indians.

Remember, Shaq’s a Sheriff (honorary), not a doctor.

I’m an old white guy, So Cal my whole life, no southern ancestry whatsoever, and I’ve enjoyed raisins forever. Plain or in food/cookies, doesn’t matter. I’m also not a big fan of coleslaw, but wife loves it, looking forward to trying the above recipe.

I enjoyed Alton Brown and Anthony Bourdain, but wife and I also enjoy Sam The Cooking Guy. I think Sam’s probably more regional (local) than national (we’re here in San Diego).

#TeamKate. As a kid, I loved an over-flowing ice cream bowl, filled with cold-from-the-fridge cottage cheese and half a can of fruit cocktail (in heavy syrup) mixed in.

I’m also L.I., but a friend turned me on to those Lactaid pills (Costco sells ‘em). They’re a miracle. 98% effective. I take one just before I indulge in dairy (huge bowl of ice cream, pizza, etc) and suffer no after effects.

I, too, sit there and pick off every teeny bit of the orange’s ‘pith’. Then I pull it apart by sections and pick off the inside pith, too.

Remember, back a whole three weeks ago, when he was struggling during spring training, and everyone called him a huge bust? Ah, good times, good times.

Roger Goodell just suspended Conner one game for leading with the crown of his head.

Greg Maddux just shook his head and mumbled, “That’s a double-play ball.”

So saad that he’s hurt, and caan’t continue.

I guess it all depends on how much his ego weighed before the game. THAT, I can see swelling 7 lbs. in two hours.

Who’s the back-up to this guy, Maark Paarker?

Presented for your enjoyment: Gilbert Gottfried, at a celebrity roast (I think at the Playboy Club), telling the joke/story The Aristocrats.

Retire peacefully. To a beautiful pasture. With several smoking-hot cows.

Exactly. My first thought was “WHAT leftover corned beef?” We put it in a crock pot, threw in enough wine and water to cover it, 8 hours later it was delicious. And GONE.

He didn’t specify what other ‘diseases’ he had; maybe one was morbid obesity from over-eating.

French Olympic skier Mathieu Faivre ( Mikaela Shiffrin’s boyfriend) also had some very harsh, under-the-bus comments about his fellow countrymen, and was immediately sent back to France. Why wasn’t Nagasu likewise sent home? She ought to be back in the States, enjoying the closing ceremonies on tv, watching her…