Horrible, painful injury, but a full-team prayer huddle? Is a dislocated ankle fatal these days?

I was gonna say, just get a rice cooker. 2 cups of rice, 4 cups of water, push the button, ~20 mins later, rice! Super easy.

Some guys schedule a vasectomy so they can stay home and watch March Madness basketball; Devin simply went a different direction.

Pretty sure his unborn child felt it.

Yeah, yeah, 105, whatever. But what was his launch angle?

Agreed. I also am lactose intolerant, and only buy lactose-free milk, should be available at any big store. I also buy the cheapest box of mac and cheese I can find (~50c), just season it heavily with salt, pepper, onion, and lots of garlic. Add shredded cheese if I’m adding other stuff (fried hot dog pennies, frozen…

 Haley is recovering from a hip injury he sustained outside of a Pittsburgh bar on New Year’s Eve.

6'2", counting the hair. And 265, easy.

I was gonna say Oliver, but I like yours better.

Lily’s last name is spelled Tomlin. She’s famous enough (legendary?) to have it spelled correctly. Unless you’re Trump’s doctor, of course.

My then-20-yr-old son was in car crash, coma, etc. etc., needed a tracheostomy. Midway through his recovery, still had trache stuff in his throat but could breathe, so the tube had a little red button capping it off, so he could speak. He had to sneeze, held it in (as he’d done all his life), and blew that little red…

No, I doubt he uses a knife and fork for anything; just his tiny hands.

Holy Pete Maravich! ANOTHER story about this guy? It’s almost like he plays for an east coast team or something.

Trump declaring that he’s not racist is akin to a guy who was arrested, covered in blood, holding a bloody knife, surrounded by stabbed-to-death people, and pleads ‘Not Guilty’ in court.

What everyone in Hawaii is saying, every night from now on.

You are correct, zero TO’s left.

Your screen name is incredibly appropriate.

“That one thing” is totally adorable, at age 5, pronouncing it that way. Unfortunately, at age 40, they vote for Trump.

“Oh, I’m sorry, you must phrase your answer in the form of a question, we were looking for: “What is, ‘It ain’t easy being gangsta.’”

“He just got poked in the eye, he’s fine.”