If he was smart enough to figure out how to manually operate the rag top, he’d already have purchased the milk, bread and eggs last week.

My son used to make a “yucky sandwich”: peanut butter and jelly and lunchmeat (ham) and sliced American cheese and mustard and mayo, all between the bread. He’s 23 now, a helluva cook, and would still eat this if given the chance.

If I had a dog that smart, I’d arrange 52 numerals in front of him, and, when he barked at certain ones, I’d play those in the Lottery. After I’d (sorry, WE’D) won, I’d make sure he got plenty of steak and attractive female dogs for the rest of his doggy life.

Dude, lemme see your hands again? Yeah, your button’s small, too.

The NBC News website has been running the story headline “Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr Knighted.....”

I have no idea what Rivera actually knows or has read, but there have been many stories about football head coaches that are so deeply concentrating on their teams that they really don’t know what’s going on in the real world (Bill Walsh, Nick Saban come to mind). Yes, I do find it difficult to believe Rivera really…

Trump is just being modest. He also:

No, the failure of the receiver to hold on to the ball cost the Steelers the touchdown, and probably the game.

But the CDC will still be allowed to use the word “bigly”.

There’s no way CC has ever not finished anything in front of him.

“there refunds”?

C’mon, dude, he looks like a lost dog ALL the time.

So, with the men being accused now including Al Franken and Greg Zaun, I guess we’ve covered this from ‘A’ to ‘Z’.

After he got hit, he went straight to the sidelines, probably expecting to be escorted to the new ‘examining pop-up tent’. But nobody grabbed him for a concussion look-see, so he returned to the field after missing one play.

Nah, that’s already been done....

DEAN Spanos, not Alex. Alex is 94, in a ‘home’, has dementia, and has no idea who or what the Chargers are. DEAN Spanos is his spawn from Hell, the evil idiot that moved a franchise from their loyal fan base of 57 years to....a soccer stadium. We San Diegans still like Alex, it’s Dean that should be roasted over hot…

Disc Golf, anyone?

I was golfing in Palm Springs years ago and there was a large fire on nearby Mt. San Jacinto (caused by a moron/dumbass hiker who got lost, and started the fire to get found. Seriously.) My playing partner and I had to wait at a short par 3 hole with a lake between the tee and the green, so that the CalFire helicopter…

Obviously, you haven’t visited many (any?) golf courses in Palm Springs or Arizona or here in San Diego. Most, if not all of the courses use reclaimed water, water that’s fine for keeping grass green but is not safe to drink. Lots of signs everywhere on the course warning folks to not drink the water.

My thought is that they’re moving the day and time of the parties because employees might be more likely to get totally hammered (and do/say stupid things) on a Friday, and be less likely to get that drunk on Tuesday afternoon.