One doesn’t perform the Heimlich maneuver on someone who has stopped breathing because of heart attack, drowning, etc., it’s only done when choking is involved. Big difference. And I’m going to perform the appropriate one, according to the circumstances at hand, no matter if the victim is a hot babe or an old man, I’m…

How in the hell is this guy still employed?

If only there was some way she could have avoided being brutally slugged by the police. Oh, like, maybe don’t swing your hand and hit the officer in the head, twice?

There was so much testosterone being exuded from those guys, I think several hundred females in the stands just became spontaneously impregnated by osmosis.

Well, Mr. Representative, we HAD a sizable amount of relatively inexpensive labor workers, who were all paying their fair share of taxes into our country’s coffers, but your party just deported them.

Disappointing when an innocent prank flushes away your season.

Hey, fuck YOU, buddy!

Kershaw just exhibited the exact opposite of ‘throwing your team(mates) under the bus’.

The Padres have Don Orsillo now, he teams up with former pitcher Mark “Mud Cat” Grant. The two of them are funny as hell, very entertaining, and good at their jobs, which is nice, considering that we’re watching a freaking Padre game.

Terrible decisions seem to be a common theme in the Charger’s organization *cough cough Dean Spanos cough*.

I wish them hours of wedded bliss. Or is that too optimistic?

I’m the skinny guy, in the white Polo shirt, who manages to get his head cropped out of all the cool photos.

No sex for 18 million years? Worm must be married.

He only gets credit for 1/2 a sack because he is playing against the Jets, after all.

So that’s what ‘urban sprawl’ looks like.

I’ve heard the old, tired excuse “It’s too soon” to talk about some sort of gun control. Ok, you’re right, it’s “too soon” after the Las Vegas Massacre. Fine. But it’s been years since all those children were killed at the Sandy Hook Massacre; gosh, I think IT’S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW.

Indeed, this is exactly what I, and many others here, are hoping for. I’m sure the NFL can window-dress the sale of the Chargers so Spanos can save face and still make bank. Might have a problem with where to play if they DO come back down here; SDCCU Stadium (nee Qualcomm) is old and decrepit (notice the lights going…

Thank you for the clarification, because (checking to make sure), yep, I’m still extremely white. And old. And I can’t stand #45, his policies, his appointees, his family, his racism, his hair, his tiny hands.....you get the idea.

The Chargers franchise in L.A. poses an interesting problem. Los Angeles is the 2nd largest market (population and media) in the country, and there have been other losing/awful teams before, but, as far as I can remember, this is the first team that’s faced such utter disinterest. It appears that Spanos has, per…

No, the (new/inherited) owner, Dean (son of Alex) Spanos, doesn’t give a shit how many fans they draw. He’s going to sell the team when the time is most profitable, and he’ll obviously make more money selling a Los Angeles football club (ginormous media market) than a San Diego club (still a small/medium market). It’s…