What is this about New York’s hottest club?

Broadway desperately needs your artistic thoughts.

Okay.

Did Tom adjust the pressure of the air in that ref’s lungs?

Are the going to come up with some better movie titles at least? And when are they going to space? I’m excited for Fast and the Furious: Martian Drift 3.

Was that legal?

All those networks and yet there I was watching ESPN. Like an idiot.

Ed comes from a long line of rogue detectives.

How I feel after watching that smug guy explain how they’re athletes are better than American baseball players.

Dingers!

Lil’ Sweet is the greatest thing to come out of American Idol.

Don’t ruin Cadbury eggs. I still have some leftover from Easter.

If James Franco is going to be any McDonaldland character, it’s the Grimace.

The goat sunk the cruiser, but ewes sunk my battleship.