Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

SPOILER

Could that be Triple 0 from the “Doctor Aphra” comics?

Dark Threepio is the Dark Phoenix we needed. 

I’ve seen someone on Twitter say that those are Imperial Star Destroyers, not first order.

...Dental Plan!

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Katy Perry!! I knew it was her. Even when it was Taylor Swift, I knew it was her.

Why are the glasses weirdly clear? He just had normal wire frame glasses in the films, if I recall correctly.

^^^ THIS.

Likely nature has created two different sleep cycles for humans. Many have the rise at dawn built in, in so much as for millennia you rose with the sun and slept when it went down ( before electricity and working the fields etc), BUT humans are also pretty vulnerable little weak animals, so there has to be a second…

But late at night is the only time I can be awake without having to interact with other humans. That alone is worth the caffeine dependency.

I call beer a liquid sandwich.

Pizza with veggies is salad

There’s not enough therapy in the world to overcome such a trauma. You probably need the full electrobotomy.

I call soup a liquid sandwich.

Well there goes the whole kill it with fire idea.

I literally cannot see a picture of JoJo without imagining it came straight out of the capital city from Hunger Games.