Moe always knew.

He’s gonna end up giving lawyers a bad rap.

It’s like when someone says “you should get more sleep” or “you should reduce your stress”.

This doll is gonna get you if you don’t get your taxes in on time.

I thought that was a really fancy dildo at first.

He just wanted to give it little baby kisses.

The only erotic tale I’m interested in had a cameo from these guys.

A Mystic Pizza musical?! This is my shocked face right now.

It’s the weirdest film of his career.

The more important question is...

Glad someone else remembered that this was the plot of an episode. 

Pass me a drink and a box of tissues, because I’m about to put on the original.

Celebrities fool us and let us down.

Glad to not be the only one. Saw that 2003 date and realized that I saw this in theaters despite having graduated high school already.

the endophallus explodes & rips off

Zetus lapetus!