Coach Glenn Frey at a press conference -

It replaces their old awkward wizard imagery

For smaller emissions.

Were we not supposed to already be in love with Elisha Cuthbert?

Hold on, I had something for this.

Whenever I see him I sing his name to the tune of Smooth Operator by Sade. I don't know why. I've been doing it for so long and I don't remember how it started.

The power of the Holy Ghost?

I can't stop reading that as Dirty Dancing Thor.

God: "Prince is so cool."

Half hour later my mom calls and tells me she is also watching the Oscars. Not sure if there was some passive aggressiveness to that.

I had no idea she was such a big Daniel Bryan fan.

Screaming Billy Eichner Makes Michelle Obama Slow Dance With Big Bird

I loved it. Greatest punch line to an article ever.

Should have sprung for the ivory.

This was my biggest takeaway from the article as well.

I feel like the obvious title is Cold Cuts.