Screw you for putting the song in my head.

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and just assume the Maryland players have been replaced with aliens who don't understand why someone would shove their wiggly appendages at them.

Even SpongeBob knows this can't be unseen.

Seriously.

Reese's what exactly? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? Reeses's Pieces? Fast Break? Nutrageous?

I assume he sleeps with a bum guarder on every night.

Well, Sanchez is a daft punk.

You are always just six degrees away from someone eating bacon.

Just don't be too nice to it.

Has the rooster crowed yet?

I don't get how people didn't love this.

If someone believes that 10 option, I want to hang out with them. Some people are like bad movies. There is a level of crazy where it begins to be funny and I want to see it at 3am after a few drinks.

"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain."

Wait, was that Playstation dipped in gold?

Someone needs to speak up about the grab ass in locker rooms. It's gone too far.

Can someone explain to me why sports stadiums can afford giant screens, fancy vendors/clubs, amazing private suites, constantly replacing/improving the turf and all the other expensive necessities, but they can't include like 30 private showers for their players?

We didn't even have to waste any tea to get rid of this king.

Jean jacket cutoff into a vest. Bolo tie. Fedora. Aaron is wearing all the things he wanted to wear as a child in the early to mid nineties, but his mother made him change before school.

More importantly, who was he wearing?

So what is the better Asylum film name?