If Tetris Were Made Out of Pillows by Dr. Seuss

You can only defeat the Goomba inside Al Capone's vault.

Those starving artist art shows have taken a surprisingly dark turn. Will there be sofa sized offensive art?

Typical sister. Keep smiling little man.

As Tim Burton and Johnny Depp spiral deeper down the rabbit hole, they decide to remake Bang the Drum Slowly.

Since we're talking controversial Chris Rock, I'm gonna say it. I like this movie.

Michelle Beadle just received a two day suspension for beating his ass in an elevator, but it's okay because he provoked her.

Seriously.

Frozen PS4. So, like, it doesn't work?

Needed more gatorade.com

That's awesome, Greenpeace. Now, where are my pants?

I really need Lego to make a Sparkle Motion playset immediately.

There are two sentences here that begin with the word and. And that's amusing.

Damn dyslexia. Thought this would be about Clint Howard.

Mmmmmm....MargeDonalds.

Somebody get this kid a keytar.