You're all that I wanted of a girl.

I think you're more likely to see this on Sunday.

I read the headline and immediately thought "And now for something completely different...a man with three testicles."

I feel cheated because...I am a real American.

A yellow neckerchief and a green tank top?

Oh come on, you can do butter than that.

Somewhere in here there is a Boys from Brazil joke, but I do not see it.

"Tom Ley Sons Commenter"

They make sure the pizza knows where it's seats are.

Now make a Mario Golf Kart with power ups so take out the other golfers.

Bacon bear!

"It's An Outstanding Year To Be A Bert Macklin Fan"

Yeah, you don't see many men driving the F-series.

Scrolling from left to right in a game we've played the other way so many times.

The only thing intercepted while Ed Reed was in Houston.

He's a tickle monster!