What's that?

Look at the thuggery.

So NBC tired of her before Bridgestone?

Now I just want a Madden Pilotwings crossover game.

When is someone going to teach them about the three seashells?

How else would you expect to finnish the game?

All I can think of...

Why does it bend like that?

You better win the race. We all know what happened to Gluigi.

It's scary that the words directly above that are "improperly inserted".

So, you don't remember this?

Yep, they ruined it. They didn't save it in any way.

He has been known to promote his love of box eating.

What?! If I go to a gym, they're going to make fun of me? My fat ass is staying at home on the couch then.

Romo got run over by a reindeer.

This is all Larry Bird's fault.

You'd understand if you weren't such a muggle.

The team would be so much less racist.