Unicorns are like aliens. Government coverup.

Obligatory.

Say it with me Gru. Mastaba.

The jokes on you, there aren't any words in there. You're just gonna be staring at letters, you idiot.

I've learned to just simplify things with people. It's a new Nintendo, a new Playstation, a new Xbox, a new iPhone.

When I clicked on the infographic I did not expect to see so much guy crotch.

Headline:

How did she keep a straight face? I can't sing this in my own home without smiling and breaking out into laughter and joy.

The Unbroken Spine is going to be pissed.

Those first four episodes were pretty good, but the last one about the electric BMW on Caprica was a little artsy for my taste.

Dear female humans,

Good news, we've worked out a compromise that will allow fans who use Yahoo for fantasy football to save face.

Future historians will plagiarize you thusly:

Keep this in mind during future zombie attacks.

Don't buy Disney Dollars. It's a trap!

http://youtu.be/48904663 I blame the Rand Corporation.

Poo Ball Rolling -> PBR

I love this song and video. Ione Skye is making me want to go watch Say Anything...

This somehow still applies.

"This is my body, and I can do whatever I want to it."