At least he didn't talk about Scott Fajita being an example of Mexicans taking American jobs.

"But Yul Brynner wasn't in ‘Futureworld!'"

My password is uloveboobs.

I've always wondered why Syfy didn't just contract out their need for a genre show the way they do movies. The Asylum presents BattleGate GalacticWars.

I hope this turns into some cult adored Halloween special and NBC is forced to air it every year as penance for their many grievous sins.

Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball.

Did you get that thing I sent you? -PP

You listen to Skillet.

What good are vegetables without condiments? I'm not eating sexy corn until sexy butter shows up.

The funny thing about that is my house (built 6 years ago), still does not show up on Google Maps, but does show up on the new Apple Maps app. He can find me better using Apple Maps.

Slutty Lorax. Unless.

Slutty Grinch. You're heart will grow three sizes that day.

This episode was a meta commentary on the relationship of the viewer and the show—as played out through Miles and Charlie.

How is Superman going to explain to Lois why his junk smells like ham?

And sausage links.

Simply by mentioning it, Dream Warriors will now be stuck in my head all day.

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always hungry.

That guy put on Zack Ryder sunglasses. It's a cheap heel tactic to hit a Broski. WWWYKI.

Misread the Wikipedia article on Gary Coleman. Glad Conrad Bain is still alive. Sad Dana Plato isn't. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

I'm sorry to LOSTify the conversation, but it was pretty great when Charming gave his live together, die alone speech.