"Did TBS Crap Out On You During The Playoffs?"

It was then that Jay knew what he had to do. He could no longer sit on the sidelines. He had to stand for something.

I have fanboy remorse. I've asked for a smaller screen iPad for so long, and now I'm not sure I even want it anymore. Is Tim Cook going to kill me if I don't buy three?

Call me at area code five five five ampersand three two one star star curly cue four six eight ten extension coda dot two and ask for Steve. He'll find me and pass me the phone.

Cloning seems to be just controlled breeding. That may seem scary when we think about humans, but it's already similar to how most dogs are bred and chosen. Choosing the size, the eyes, the snout, the ears, the fur (color, feel, length, etc.). I know many who do not take this approach, but it's how animal breeding…

Everything else aside, the face covering keeps me out of this one. I can't scream "Safety" if I'm having an asthma attack.

He will not fit in my pockets, so I will buy new pants.

Forget about pocket whales. I want pocket otters.

Just checked eBay. Recently sold one went for $10 free shipping. There goes my retirement plan.

Ah, yes, the Blizzard of '96. The snow was higher than the head of this young prepper who made his parents use candles despite the lack of a power outage. I lived in a rural area, and they didn't plow the roads for a week. That storm needed no name. We have lived through many others, but we all know which we refer…

This is surprising coming from a man who always has another man grabbing for a ball in his nether region.

Mitt probably thinks this is the key to the coveted Latino vote.

Desmond goes back in time, befriends Dickens, is in fact Our Mutual Friend's John Harmon.

Or, you know, they could just give it to us because we were loyal paying customers. Sigh.

I think it's clear what we need to do. We all need to start hoarding CFLs.

Angelos probably refused to pay to refill the fire extinguishers.

If I ever meet a girl who speaks the phrase "the mysteries of flexagation" I think I'm going to propose immediately.

Jenny Wade as Nina on Reaper.

This stuff always messed with my head.

Somebody get that squirrel his own show.