The logic is sound.

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

This is why people pirate. Avatar.

"A Pennsylvania line painting crew"

Windows 8 Second Edition

This will be great when my I go gray. Just print stuff on my hair.

"The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."

No, that's home-owners tax.

Sam & McKayla are not impressed.

The new dock connector is so passé. You should buy these retro vintage style connectors instead.

Must resist urge to upload Mckayla is not impressed meme...

I miss the good old days when book stores sold books and not memorabilia.

Send these guys to Rio. It will be one crazy summer.

How a Deadspin article about football players in their underwear didn't mention Tebow and Sanchez is astonishing.

I didn't realize I'd be able to order feeder supply rats in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Future secrets!

I'd run like hell if I saw this stereo.

What is this sheepdog nonsense?

Wait until the Winter Olympics. That's where the monkey shines.

They should just call it Win. It's time Windows was shortened the way Macintosh became Mac.