It's time we threw off the shackles of the bread buttering bureaucratic bourgeoisie. Electricity is the road to socialism. Wireless is the opium of the masses. Robot workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your cords.

I thought MIUI was supposed to be pronounced Me You I. But you're right, this is too close.

Meanwhile, in Baltimore, they're tweeting about the groundskeeper. Not hacked, just hacks.

MUI pronounced MuE or Mewey.

Yes, ketchup does goes well with cat soup.

Though I concede much of your scientific approach, the question posed was fantastical and held no such rules that I needed to obey science. The rule I obeyed was to state my own lack of responsibility and intelligence; that I would not be smart enough even in this imaginary happenstance to reverse engineer a time…

"And this is a business. It's not everyone's inalienable right to get whatever they want."

I think he's actually rocking "Magnum"

If I could travel back in time, I'd have a time machine. I would hand it over to someone smart so that the time machine would now be invented much earlier.

Uuh, he didn't say science, he said.. pie-pants.

The raptors finally found the helicopter manual.

This

Are you planning to eat the Giraffe?

I'm having a panic attack just looking at it.

Mhmmmmm...suckling pig.

Meanwhile, in the rest of the country, the most offensive slur you can throw at someone is "Bostonian"

I have to presume he is trying to push against people's expectations of free/Prime same day delivery. Maybe you can't offer it everywhere for every item, but as they open more centers, it would be foolish to not offer same day as a competitor to the site-to-store and in-store pickup models that Wal-Mart/Best Buy/etc.…

"As a Mario game, NSMB2 has the most in common with New Super Mario Bros. Wii"

It's okay, it's the Golf Channel. I'm sure my Dad was the only one watching. I'll inform him of the correct information later.

"His arrow actually landed in a sandbox set up outside the stadium."