Use the Force, Luke.

This is my feeling as well. I'd like book to start doing a combo pack (like Blu-Ray + DVD + Digital Copy). Let me pay a little more and include a pre-order of physical book, access to the serialized versions as they are released, and access to the final e-book that has extra material.

I bet his girlfriend let's him refer to it as the trench run.

She just misunderstood when he slyly suggested that he wanted to see if she could handle a whole pitcher.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the stadium, another fan just Instagrammed a sepia toned pic of his own foul balls.

But what about a Merman?

Not taking a side on this yet, but isn't this why we have commissioners in sports in the first place? Aren't they there to make these tough decisions, to keep these things out of the courts/Congress/the public, to make binding punishments? If every disagreement is going to end up in court, just call him the NFL CEO…

A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

I feel like I'm more likely to cause the end of civilization than survive it.

Am I the only one who looks at poster and thinks it looks like Victor and the guy are singing a duet?

I will never watch the movie the same way again.

So what prevents my dog from getting Asthma herself? Please time travel back 9 years and give me the results.

And the universe aligned when he finally met a girl with a shirt that read "I ♥ To Stroke"

British Sausage Appreciation Society. That's just a fanciful name for a David Beckham fan club isn't it?

They're going to announce that Pi is exactly three.

The Dalai Lama is a Mac user. So he must have already attained enlightenment.

An army of Teddy Ruxpins? We can finally destroy the murderous Trolls for what they did to Grubby.

Federation of American Scientists. That doesn't sound at all like a supervillain group.

Battle of Kashyyk? You bent my Wookie.

Evil Comcast executive: "Then it's all you'll ever get. Mwa ha ha ha."