What if their brains turn to jelly?

All guitarists are glorified strummers.

Ladies love the beak.

The developer died before he could finish.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to love the Doritos Flame Ass Taco. I need to stock up on Chipotlaway.

Without something for scale in the photo, it looks like a wallet that turns into an ashtray.

Batman's a scientist!

It's okay, you can still store things in your beard.

Personal CNC machines? Things that make me go hmmm...

That's not a euphemism. They're really grinding... the meat.

He would owe the bank more than the 1.5mil, but if they marked it as overdraft and he could pay it back, it's not theft. Of course, BoA seems to be getting off easy for their part in this, so technicalities might not ever matter.

You can't shut us down. The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. We've done nothing wrong.

In all seriousness, wouldn't it make more sense to flip cups on a flat table? Won't cup lips get caught in between the slats?

It's Turbo time!

The after pics are clearly the Children of the Damned.

I'm actually considering this since they didn't update the iMac. It will sit on my desk and look pretty.

It’s just that the luxury edition has so much more polyurethane, it saddens me to think of you missing out.

It feels like they accepted that some of us were not going to buy one until it was updated, no matter how crappy the update is. Now that it says "new" next to it, what excuse do I have?

They couldn't even send a different stock footage cake picture...

"I apologize. I was high when I checked IMDB." I read that as a Jeff Winger bit of sarcasm.