““I have other kids, dick! You don’t have other parents! Good luck paying for college now!””

my favorite is the “her sister tells me she complains about me”

maybe the kid wouldnt have chosen ivy league if her parents didnt promise to pay for it. Maybe the kid would have gone to CC or applied for some scholarships.

yeah, the mom even says they talk for 5-10 minutes every week.

exactly.

“i paid for this, thus you must give me your attention whenever and wherever, you little brad”

i wouldnt respect someone who thought they could buy my attention with christmas gifts.

i think that definitely sounds like what this is, and the only side of the story we heard from was the mom’s. Can’t even imagine what it looks like from the students perspective.

the harder you try for my attention, the less youre getting.

uhhhhh “call me back or you wont get any presents from me.... also me and your sister gossip about you”

deadspin not gonna generate any clicks by providing context that obviously ruins their implication.

“ask yourselves how this continues to be okay”

deadspin (gawker, i guess) doesnt bother with editors.

UN ANTA VICTORIAAAAAA, EN FORD FIELD!!!!!

“a rape-a-thon”

“a scheme perfectly suited for running up the score on non-conference Christian military academies.”

“well, actually, you have no right to kill them, while they have every right to kill you and get away scott free”

mix it up, fifa

fuck does iverson have too do with nba2k16?

what a time to be alive