IT guys are the worst.

SHEP MCALLISTER: Did you guys know Original Penguin is having a one day only sale on dress pants, casual pants, and madras shirts? Time to stock up!

That’s Marchman’s cereal bowl

.........can the Pats have their draft pick back now, or what?

#INTEGRITY!

Says the man who compared deflating a football by .3/.4 psi to using steroids.

God you’re such a fucking clown.

Give us a preview of the international matches this week or something that at least gives off the appearence of journalism. That might be a lot to ask though for a hack like yourself.

“It would have been more lucrative to set up a shoeshine stand.”

Your example doesn’t really fit the situation, so I’ll fix it for you. I’m walking down the street, you’re walking three inches behind me because you’re an idiot and don’t understand sidewalks. I stop for a tenth of a second because there’s a nail in the sidewalk, or a baby duck, so for a tiny fraction of a second, I…

I dont think this guy was being a lane hog at all. He was passing a slow truck at a spot where a slow car was entering the freeway and a car in the right lane was going even slower. He was passing everyone when he was in the left lane. So I dont see a lane hog here, just an asshole talegater.

[requests trade to Mets]

This has always been my beef with Modern Family.

I can honestly say that the NFL has pushed me more towards soccer because of various factors. The constant action in soccer without the commercials is very appealing.

Cheap and lazy pandering for Deadspin likes is not a good look.

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

🎶Pin-ker-tons

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Kingston HyperX Cloud.

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I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.