youre not getting any clicks with that attitude

nope, “a Madonna”

“has been reassigned to another game”

was that the affluenze thing?

except dalton was talking about the bartenders/bouncers. “be nice”..... it’s the people getting paid’s job to be nice. If a customer accidentally forgets about one of the 7200 unwritten rules laid out in this article....be nice anyway.

if i encountered you as my bartender it is unlikely that i would ever return to that bar.

lmao, okay bud.

such a hot take.

“how was your day, honey?”

Well, you seem level-headed. Might have to do with the fact youve only been at it for a couple days, but I toast to you.

I dont know what to tell you. You are wrong.

What about if you wait for the bartender, then when they finally do get around to you after serving the group of girls that came in 5 minutes after you, you order your beer, the bartender says they are out of that kind, then you delay for 2 seconds while having to scan the list of 300 beers, and the bartender rolls…

oddly enough, the bars that I have actually been to that take the attitude of this article (that the customers need to bend over backwards to pleasse the barkeeps or else they will not be served) end up out of business.

jezebel will tell you if you make eye contact with a woman and smile at her, you are creepy

so if I tip him the 50% he demands, he will also tip me back 50%?

“I’m an elitist because I don’t want to be whistled at like a dog”

“Then stay at home”

seems to me, if i was somehow a bartender (lol), id love hearing “just a beer”.... so i could reach for the tap nearest me and pour a beer. I wouldnt have to think twice about it. Seems like that would be much easier than remembering what the customer ordered, then going to find that one.

“a little more decisive”

customers exist only to make bartenders happy.