there’s also a key adult character in the form of the vampire girl’s father, who also serves as her protector and helps find victims to satisfy her blood cravings.

Imagine writing this whole thing up, complete with whack “dogs bollocks” joke, and not once bothering to Google “what game is Chun Li from?”

Nolan films are to Captain America what every DC movie since is to all the fucked up recreations of the Super Soldier program.

Creative take, but per comic book canon (I know...), Vader didn’t learn about Luke’s identity until after he became the war hero who blew up the Death Star.

Does he have little bat ears pressed into his forehead? That’s pretty metal.

ENDGAME PUT GAY MAN IN BRIEF SCENE - IO9 SAY ‘THIS WEAK’

Which popular Animaniacs characters were kept out of the reboot?

6 of the things that you say are good about this movie are just things from other Indy movies. Logos? Streeeeeeetch

Fun little fan theory; dude with the beard.

“And part of their success has been their mystique, where all the dots haven’t been dotted and the Ts haven’t been crossed. It allows filmmakers to come in and take it to places it’s never been taken before.”

GROTHAK KNOW AT LEAST ONE LIZARD PERSON WHO COULD BE IN NEXT SPIDER-MAN MOVIE.

Wait, so you can party up to...send emojis to your friends?

I would imagine HBO would be considering that now too, but there’s so much density in a panel when you can sit and stare at it, versus a shot or a scene that you might get for a second. You can freeze frame it to see those things, but it just isn’t the same.

In the movie’s defense (or maybe it isn’t a defense), perpetual curmudgeon Alan Moore rightly points out that he made Watchmen as a comic; that’s the medium it was created for, so any adaptation would be “less than” right out of the gate. In practice, I get why the movie changed the squid at the end: gotta have…

GROTHAK CAN’T HELP NOTICE LIZARD PEOPLE SNUBBED AT EMMYS AGAIN.

It has all the cool stuff about RoboCop except no RoboCop.

Grothak occasionally enjoy engaging in intelligent discourse with non Lizard people.

GROTHAK DEMAND MORE LIZARD REPRESENTATION IN LOOT-BASED GAME ABOUT MONSTER PEOPLE AND ROBOT HUMANS! THUNDER ASGARDIANS HAVE REPRESENTATION! WHY NO MENTION OF LIZARDS?! SQUARE ENIX THINK ALL GREEN PEOPLE SAME?! LIZARD PEOPLE BOYCOTT THIS GAME! COLD BLOODERS ASSEMBLE!

Maybe not for us peasants.