“I don’t care for B4B, so I cherry picked a statistic to show how more people play another game on a specific platform using a specific storefront.”

Ick, and they pronounce it “Gangster”

So...not a basketball game...?

It's not pro-life. It’s anti-choice. There's no "pro-death" ideology.

But weren’t most title reveals shown along with a trailer that showed those as mechanics and/or settings? Not really plot spoilers, but a phrase that ties in with gameplay somehow, no?

Wind Waker, Majora’s Mask, Minish Cap, Oracle of Seasons, Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess - None of these actually reveal anything about the plot.

I think on Switch, you can pass off the controller to an online friend in their emulated stuff.

Imagine writing this whole thing up, complete with whack “dogs bollocks” joke, and not once bothering to Google “what game is Chun Li from?”

Grothak occasionally enjoy engaging in intelligent discourse with non Lizard people.

GROTHAK DEMAND MORE LIZARD REPRESENTATION IN LOOT-BASED GAME ABOUT MONSTER PEOPLE AND ROBOT HUMANS! THUNDER ASGARDIANS HAVE REPRESENTATION! WHY NO MENTION OF LIZARDS?! SQUARE ENIX THINK ALL GREEN PEOPLE SAME?! LIZARD PEOPLE BOYCOTT THIS GAME! COLD BLOODERS ASSEMBLE!

Might be Bizarro, given zoomed in craggle face.

My dude is the Launchpad McQuack of joke landings.

Republicans’ Bubsy to the Democrats’ Sonic.

Your points are fair, but I still have a hard time rationalizing how, if the game is a straightforward remake, you would be inclined to have a discussion about when/how it ends. If they remade Godfather and the first one ended after Vito’s attack, I don’t know that I’d refer to it as “a mind-boggling ending;” it’s…

The spoiler is right in the headline. Referring to the ending of a remake as “mind-boggling” suggests there’s something different about it compared to the original ending.

It’s a remake. Pointing out, specifically, the “mind-boggling ending” suggests that there’s something noteworthy there. If it was just the same ending as the original, there’d be nothing “mind-boggling” about it. 

Why not just go with “Here’s your place to talk about FF7R”?

The answer is a strong “depends.”

The answer is a strong “depends.”

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