And the thumbnail is Eternals Monopoly...it isn’t even the most unhinged version in this list of not-really-unhinged versions.

Yeah, I gotta say, all of the big, giant, END OF THE WORLD stuff was easily the absolute worst part of the series (and even more so, the show), which shines best when it’s people just bein’ people.

I think part of the problem is that people think the premise is “what if Miles Morales was worthy of Mjolnir,” when it’s actually “what if Asgard was in Brooklyn, and Miles was literally the son of Odin.”

In the comic run Marvel/Jason Aaron decided that Thor is a title, which honestly, didn’t make sense then either.

Disney exec: Hey... you guys are good with VFX and shit, right?

Not wanting to sit through 3+ hours of something we’ve seen done multiple times before is not a symptom of ADHD you nitwit

Quantity =/= quality and you can get your money’s worth out of a good 90 minute film while checking your watch during a three hour one

The complaint that blockbuster movies nowadays are too long has been a standard gripe for awhile now, and so common that it’s become stale and annoying on its own. I want to acknowledge that I know this, and agree with this sentiment, and yet I am utterly powerless not to say Matt Reeves and Robert Pattinson’s…

Nah. At three hours, it’s noteworthy. Maybe not newsworthy, but you get what you pay for.

Harold was a neighbor of mine and we were both wheelchair bound for a period of time before his death. We would occasionally end up in the same neighborhood bagel and soup shop, each being pushed in by our respective caregivers. We didn’t really talk much (at this point in the progression of his disease, he had…

Shut the fuck up.

thank you!

“Silver Screen” refers to movie theaters, not televisions

“Fan theory” lol

it worked for James Howlett!

Damn, but I miss the one off funny accounts over at the old AVClub.

I’m mildly disappointed that your comment history isn’t entirely gimmick posts like this.

Did they already use Pat Benatar’s “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”?