Might be Bizarro, given zoomed in craggle face.

My dude is the Launchpad McQuack of joke landings.

Republicans’ Bubsy to the Democrats’ Sonic.

Your points are fair, but I still have a hard time rationalizing how, if the game is a straightforward remake, you would be inclined to have a discussion about when/how it ends. If they remade Godfather and the first one ended after Vito’s attack, I don’t know that I’d refer to it as “a mind-boggling ending;” it’s…

The spoiler is right in the headline. Referring to the ending of a remake as “mind-boggling” suggests there’s something different about it compared to the original ending.

It’s a remake. Pointing out, specifically, the “mind-boggling ending” suggests that there’s something noteworthy there. If it was just the same ending as the original, there’d be nothing “mind-boggling” about it. 

Why not just go with “Here’s your place to talk about FF7R”?

The answer is a strong “depends.”

The answer is a strong “depends.”

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But isn’t this a semi-review of the game’s performance? Seems like it should know definitively whether the game needs a voice chat app or not instead of assuming it does, especially if there are other games that don’t need it.