How do you know someone didnt just cut it open when it was on your porch and leave it? Thats what happens here in the city.

Yeah, why should I get mad when I pay someone to do ONE JOB and they fuck it up, then don't offer me any recourse or replacement when they lose the things I cannot ordinarily fit into my budget but had spent time saving for?

Maybe you should work on changing aspects of your boring fucking life more than once a decade, then.

That comma should be inside the quotation marks... if you're going to hassle someone about grammar mistakes when they hassled the OP about grammar mistakes, at least do it correctly.

What a baby. Also, I hope she isn't hoping to be a proofreader or editor.

It's almost as if Chicago doesn't have a huge homeless population to take care of or a gang violence problem to deal with but nope lets make sure the rats stop giving birth h'okay seems like a good use of a ton of money.

You're the person that always cheats with non-single people because you have little self-respect. You don't value yourself enough to realize that they should be single before getting into bed (or a bathroom) with you. They see that.

My concern is still for you since you think that it's perfectly okay to fuck someone else's partner.

Wow, you're an asshole.

Probably because before taking all of her clothes off she felt it necessary to pump her body full of silicone and lighten her skin to feel attractive. How is it empowering to anyone when the message is "you too can be hot if you change everything about yourself!"

It's not even her fucking ass, it's a surgically implanted one.

"I didn't fuck Lil Wayne. Here, have a calendar of nearly naked photos." - Nicki Minaj's business model? I don't understand, I really don't.

Please, the sooner the better, get over yourself.

I'm sorry but we humans are far grosser than a dog in a sweater.

Not gonna lie I just assume that every restaurant has rats and or roaches to SOME degree. I'm more concerned with what their ice machine policies are.

No one cares what you think about her body.

I hope he gets dishonorably discharged and thrown into jail for sexual assault. Insubordination is what I got written up for at work when I complained about a scheduling issue.

You're right. We should stop allowing men in the military.

Or that it happens so frequently that it makes for a more interesting instagram to cherrypick the worst of the worst. See: thousands of blogs on tumblr pointing out similar styled messages.

It took you a half hour to miss the genderneutral "Asshole"?