Do your students make the ‘sizzle noise’? Mine do. I always feel bad and then feel the need to burn them all as a group. Keeping up the side eye/ burn/ group management ratios can be hella stressful!

"I'm torn on the issue of having chemo therapy being available to victims of cancer. I mean, some of those people die during or after chemo. I think they should outlaw chemo therapy alltogether."

I know a guy who is naturally white blond, and when he was 13, he decided to dye his almost-shoulder-length hair black. His dad threw a huge fit (y'know, dye is for girls and all that. Having long hair was already pushing it) and refused to allow him to do anything at all with his hair. So as it grew out, he had a…

Ashlee Simpson: The "and guest" of her own life.

What I have always wanted, as a triple D and beyond: