And now I wonder why a 2016 article pops up in the bar in 2019. Oh, I see, the little rat-turd attacked Kamala Harris today.

Somebody’s on a real image-rehabilitation/resurrection binge. Hire a clown to attack him in public, help one elderly lady avoid homelessness for a bit, latch onto the superhero genre while it’s hot in the only way left to him—when’s the rally with the trained bird?

It would also have to be burnt until it clinks on the plate, then smothered in ketchup. But yeah, he’d totally eat it.

Golly, that can’t be true! Jehovah made them wealthy, after all! /sarcasmgasm

Well, he’s certainly taken Star Wars’ silly “alphabet-based fighter design” to a preposterous extreme.

Zmey Gorynych, dragon from Russian mythology who’s been doing the “three heads, three personalities” thing for generations (shown below in a recent appearance in a Studio Melnitsa cartoon). Although, yes, he usually only has one tail.

Reminds me of Carl Jr’s slogan, “Without us, some guys would starve.” Bold to link their brand to men who are incapable of taking care of themselves in the real world.

One of the best stories to come out of one of Howard’s recent comics reboots involved the Collector’s time-tossed escaped clones of both Howard and Rocket, Linda and Shocket. We will probably never see Deadpool the Duck (don’t ask), so I’d love a GotG movie with Howard in a central role.

Also, doing a flashback series about a character who we all just watched plunge to their death probably isn’t going to soar with the fans. ...Right, Han?

The embarrassing thing about Sam Cap was the shield. He was still flying around in his Falcon wings, but also simultaneously performing Cap’s shield stunts.

Focus on what matters!! Like all the wind turbines windmills killing the birds? Whole piles of dead eagles under each and every one of them, I hear! Why aren’t we replacing them with coal-fired plants and toxic waste dumping sites??

Why not just re-title it “Sanic” and call it a day?

Would pay money to see someone produce a reworked version of “Perfect World” from The Emperor’s New Groove set in D.C., only with an obese, incapable-of-dancing Dotard getting winded after dry-humping the flag, plus there are tanks and Stalinesque banners in the parade.

Another woman*, Jennifer Garcia, is known for deifying** the abuse and murder trial of*** an 8-year-old boy named Gabriel Fernandez, testifying that she could tell the child was being abused at home. Gabriel’s mother is serving life; her boyfriend received the death penalty.

In the comic she was flirting with one of ‘em (Don, I think?) so, yeah, perhaps moreso than you might have thought.

This ain’t our fight.

Spoiler alert: Babs winds up crushing on/flirting with a teenage mutant turtle.

Gosh, yes, because if you replace “unanchored monofilament” with “fluid” in my post above, suddenly it all makes perfect sense! XD

No, I’m amused that these devices utilize some sort of magical propellant to push a thread with distance, speed and accuracy normally associated with a sniper’s bullets.

I’m impressed, even if these devices drive home the utter ridiculousness of Peter Parker’s webshooters, which somehow fire an unanchored monofilament five hundred yards--instantaneously--with laser precision, through the sort of wind one usually encounters fifteen stories or higher in New York City. We have to make pea…