Whew! Before I read your second sentence, I was in danger of laughing myself to death!

Pretty crisp on my Burger King stackers.

With the announcement of Mr. Polka Dot I am abruptly on-board with (ugh) Suicide Squad: Reboot to the Head, because his presence suggests the faint possibility that the Squad will be taking on General Immortus’ gang from Final Crisis: Run!, which consisted of some of the best stupidest villains of all time (including…

Maybe I can also convince anti-vaxxers to accept reality by treating their idiocy as completely valid, also, too! /sarcasm

Trump: “Windmills kills birdies! Windmills kills the widdle birdies!!”

Alternate version: The clowns who claim electric pollutes more are the same clowns who “roll coal” because their genitalia make them insecure. (They may also insist that “windmills do SO cause cancer!!!”)

Now ask TheDotard (or any trumpkin) about the “definition” in Michelle Obama’s arms. (Brace yourself.)

TheMeg is just doing what the producer has instructed her to do.

knowingly ate a few of the brownies because he didn’t think “it would be that bad”

Tiffany Trump?

Or can someone be such a piece of shit they knowingly did this?

Don’t worry, Putin’s Puppet will get around to it eventually.

I could swear someone made a live-action version of this scene, like, a few years ago. Maybe it was a fan film?

FLORIDA MAN KILLED BY GIGANTIC PECKER

Why is it the buffoons who keep chanting “she lost, get over it” are always the same buffoons who keep bringing her up in the first place?

Hey, we’re living in a dimension in which “Captain America Hydra” was a thing.

It’s in the “worst” list linked at the beginning of the article.

Sadly, you can’t get an uncut version of Ju-Jin Yuki Otoko aside from a timecode-stamped bootleg (or the chopped-up mess of the Americanized version, Half Human) because of Japanese cultural issues. (It’s more sympathetic to the monster than to the Japanese Ainu people.)