Well, there’s the Jerry Goldsmith score, but yeah, Congo is garbage. And I usually LOVE bad movies! I saw it on a double-bill with Stallone’s Judge Dredd. Still can’t believe I sat all the way through both.

My very first PG movie. Oh hell. When that mutilated head rolled out of that hole in the boat hull...

REGICIDE! THIS IS REGICIDE!! (slash, ess)

I think this tweet alone settles any questions about Puppet Sharpie’s personality disorders. “In my great and unmatched wisdom”??? For the survival of this nation and humanity itself, LOCK HIM UP.

it’s way past time to (stop) pretend(ing) that tolerance of fascism is ok(ay)

In the movies, people like that usually wind up in a hole in a cornfield, in pieces of various shapes and sizes.

“Yall keep sayin’ we done drank th’ Kool-Aid, but it’s really king piss! And we love it!”

“I don’t know why we can’t just use nukes.”

The Emperor is a fink.

Ramp worker here. There’s so much no no no oh god NO going on here I don’t know where to start. Let’s go with the guys standing closest to the nose of the plane, positioning themselves as if they’re going to block the vehicle if it gets too near the aircraft. Block it with their bodies. There’s already one fella being…

Maybe preemptive action against any and every asshole in a MAGA cap is warranted?

Next week he’ll come staggering onto the set wearing a onesie and a cape (sorry, Edna), screaming that he is Captain Comet Pizza.

I mean I like you a lot

All in all it’s just another chair to the schnozz.

Corey composes his plan: “Step One: Push Nancy Pelosi. Like, shove her real hard. Maybe ram a shoulder into her and pretend I didn’t see her. Huh huh huh huh huh.”

We have no choice but to keep up the Good Fight, because the Bad Guys never rest and surrender isn’t an option. A lot of people never seem to grasp that; they think if they vote once every four years (if that) the rest will take care of itself. But once the (t)rump (e)mpire is done, the shitheads will rally around…

I should’ve realized introspection wasn’t in your skill set.

Daaaaaaamn, you had a ball running around screaming “U STOOPID” at people, didn’t you, two-hour-old shitposting-account?

you’d be trying to figure out what is the best way for Trump to lose the election

Gotta love his posture, though. He looks like a damn duck. (I’d say Professor Squawkencluck, but maybe two people outside of Brexitdome would get the reference and besides I adore Shauna MacDonald’s voice.) Now I want to see a variant of Glom Tales with Junior, Eric, Ivanka and Jared as “the kids” and Don-Don as a…