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Well, there’s the Jerry Goldsmith score, but yeah, Congo is garbage. And I usually LOVE bad movies! I saw it on a double-bill with Stallone’s Judge Dredd. Still can’t believe I sat all the way through both.

Just happy she’s not running around with OG Starman Ted Knight’s dildo-esque “Cosmic Rod.” So much cringe.

My very first PG movie. Oh hell. When that mutilated head rolled out of that hole in the boat hull...

Somebody please do a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic version.

Cassie’s already expressed a desire to get into the miniaturized crime-fighting shtick, and in fact already has a lengthy career in the comic books. It seems highly likely that she’ll be suiting up onscreen eventually.

REGICIDE! THIS IS REGICIDE!! (slash, ess)

I think this tweet alone settles any questions about Puppet Sharpie’s personality disorders. “In my great and unmatched wisdom”??? For the survival of this nation and humanity itself, LOCK HIM UP.

it’s way past time to (stop) pretend(ing) that tolerance of fascism is ok(ay)

In the movies, people like that usually wind up in a hole in a cornfield, in pieces of various shapes and sizes.

Never understood the fanboy hatred for the Speed Force. Unlike, say, the sudden revelation of the Lantern rainbow, the Speed Force was a legit fix to a problem plaguing Flash stories since 1940, when Jay Garrick ran around a lightning speed with an unsecured helmet casually resting on his hair, and used his bare hand t

“Yall keep sayin’ we done drank th’ Kool-Aid, but it’s really king piss! And we love it!”

“I don’t know why we can’t just use nukes.”

The Emperor is a fink.

Ramp worker here. There’s so much no no no oh god NO going on here I don’t know where to start. Let’s go with the guys standing closest to the nose of the plane, positioning themselves as if they’re going to block the vehicle if it gets too near the aircraft. Block it with their bodies. There’s already one fella being

Maybe preemptive action against any and every asshole in a MAGA cap is warranted?

Needs more Woodstock/Hitchcock.

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(I’m aware I’m very late to the discussion)

Next week he’ll come staggering onto the set wearing a onesie and a cape (sorry, Edna), screaming that he is Captain Comet Pizza.

I mean I like you a lot

All in all it’s just another chair to the schnozz.