Whew! Before I read your second sentence, I was in danger of laughing myself to death!

Pretty crisp on my Burger King stackers.

Maybe I can also convince anti-vaxxers to accept reality by treating their idiocy as completely valid, also, too! /sarcasm

Trump: “Windmills kills birdies! Windmills kills the widdle birdies!!”

Alternate version: The clowns who claim electric pollutes more are the same clowns who “roll coal” because their genitalia make them insecure. (They may also insist that “windmills do SO cause cancer!!!”)

Now ask TheDotard (or any trumpkin) about the “definition” in Michelle Obama’s arms. (Brace yourself.)

TheMeg is just doing what the producer has instructed her to do.

knowingly ate a few of the brownies because he didn’t think “it would be that bad”

Tiffany Trump?

FLORIDA MAN KILLED BY GIGANTIC PECKER

Why is it the buffoons who keep chanting “she lost, get over it” are always the same buffoons who keep bringing her up in the first place?

They are all Billy Batson, but their alter-egos are (cringes) Hill Billy/Hill Marvel, Tall Billy/Tall Marvel, and Fat Billy/Fat Marvel. (Dude’s not even that chonk. Not like Fatman. Or Fatman.)

Nope. DC Comics has pretty much wrecked her, anyway. They rebooted the character, then messed her up BAD. She became so insane and bent on wiping out life on Earth that infamous murderer and cannibal Teth-Adam (her husband) turned against her.

Now list the names in old-school Mary Marvel’s version of the acronym. (One of the powers bestowed upon her was “beauty.” Yeeesh.)

To be fair, she DID realize it was “too soon” to be so open about it and quickly turned it into a wave. /sarcasmgasm

And naturally Rightwank Twitter is foaming at the mouth about how this reveals the bottomless evil that is Hillary. (But if you remind them that their beloved Gawd Emper’er Pussygrabber Dotard can be seen personally mocking the disabled on video, they make that Tucker Carlson “arooooo?” face before going right back to…

But plain white sauce makes your teeth all gray!

Done and done! (The comic book version used an acid weapon he called “Hiss and Vinegar” and attacked a fellow villain while screaming, “Miso tired of you!” FML) 

What he understands: Wind.