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They are all Billy Batson, but their alter-egos are (cringes) Hill Billy/Hill Marvel, Tall Billy/Tall Marvel, and Fat Billy/Fat Marvel. (Dude’s not even that chonk. Not like Fatman. Or Fatman.)

Yes, but people also remember the gutpunches: the final fatality of Cujo, the bleak ending of Carrie, the depressing deaths of the few innocents in Salem’s Lot,...oh, and the ending of movie adaptation of The Mist. The Stand ends “hopefully” but getting there climbs over a lot of sad endings.

The subject matter may be repulsive AF, but that discussion is feel-bad-for-laughing hilarious.

Nope. DC Comics has pretty much wrecked her, anyway. They rebooted the character, then messed her up BAD. She became so insane and bent on wiping out life on Earth that infamous murderer and cannibal Teth-Adam (her husband) turned against her.

Now list the names in old-school Mary Marvel’s version of the acronym. (One of the powers bestowed upon her was “beauty.” Yeeesh.)

To be fair, she DID realize it was “too soon” to be so open about it and quickly turned it into a wave. /sarcasmgasm

And naturally Rightwank Twitter is foaming at the mouth about how this reveals the bottomless evil that is Hillary. (But if you remind them that their beloved Gawd Emper’er Pussygrabber Dotard can be seen personally mocking the disabled on video, they make that Tucker Carlson “arooooo?” face before going right back to

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But plain white sauce makes your teeth all gray!

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Done and done! (The comic book version used an acid weapon he called “Hiss and Vinegar” and attacked a fellow villain while screaming, “Miso tired of you!” FML) 

What he understands: Wind.

Apples and origins, my friend. Apples and origins.

Micro-penised 4chan edgelords: “Psh, only tenth place? I’m not angry, you’re angry. The director’s cut of Justice League would totally blow Captain Marvel away at the box office, that’s why the SJWs won’t let it be released!”

Child caged in filthy detention camp: I know, right? It’s so uncivil!”

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Showa (昭和) literally means “shinning Japan.”

Pros: Vaguely resembles Melania; head not partially melted; vicious; knows her place.”

That way they dont have to think about the harm they do. You know, that whole “guilt thing that normies talk about, that they can never quite grasp.

But the sex during commercial breaks! So awesome! /obvioussarcasm

Space monsters that are blind, can’t smell, can’t taste, and can only hear the word “Bob.”

From the idiots who shat out Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans, for the idiots who paid to watch them...DON’T FART: THE MOTION PICTURE.

“Political correctness” is the wrong phrase. The correct one is “social acceptance.”