Can’t I just put on a rad suit to play with them? I’ll pay for it!! ...or better yet, I’ll volunteer for this program: 

Nah, only if it was a white woman.

My problem is, what are we doing on the moon once we get there?

Some commenters are bringing up killing in the MCU, and in the Nolan Dark Knight trilogy, as if these have any bearing whatsoever on reactions to Snyder’s work. They do not. No intelligent human would say, “Oh, it’s okay for Superman to kill anybody who pisses him off, because, like, what about The Punisher.” That’s…

Zackluster: “Not edgy enough! What would Frank Miller say? Frank?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll go back to this diet that’s destroying me just as soon as I’m back to near-normal. We cool? Please continue purchasing!”

There’s an entire analysis of the insane, ironically-fascist crap Superman did in his early days. Drugging and kidnapping people, ruining lives of innocents, destroying an entire town on the pretext that government programs would immediately replace it with low-cost housing...and yeah, deliberately killing without hesi…

He doesn’t want us to ever watch another of his movies, does he? heh

What it’s like reading Takeout/Lifehacker these days:

Think it’s safe to say: (1) the DCEU is never going to find its Feige, so we have to take the wins where we find ‘em, and (2) maybe now we can stop trying to blame Whedon for JL and pretending the Zackster ever had a clue about anything besides Edgy Edgy Edgelord 101 as taught by Frank Miller.

Waits for idiots to commence feigning outrage because Celanawe is “clearly a white mouse.”

Lutz’s haunted-house ordeal, once framed as a true story

I still love the original comic book run (once despite, now in part because of its lunacy and flaws) but found the post-Codsville iterations either deadly lackluster (the Rog2000/Celsius team) or trying-too-hard-to-be-très-outré’ (Morrison’s run) or subject to John Byrne’s penchant for remaking everything in his…

The problem is that they’re going to be banging a pan, from the day their Anointed One doesn’t get the nomination throughout election day, telling people to stay home and pout rather than vote. Then they’ll lie like pigs and claim they “held my nose and voted for your shit candidate.”

Well, that’d certainly solve (well, start to solve) the issues with Godzilla’s flight in Godzilla vs Hedorah.

The devs wanted to include the famous three-eyed fishes in the water, but due to time restrictions and issues with FOX, they couldn’t include the famous fish.

One of these days, some animation studio is going to stumble onto dusty old Gold Key Comics original properties and strike gold.

There he is! There’s that guy! We’ve been waiting for you!

The context, though! Watch the entire video! Attend the seminar! Undergo the mental conditioning! Drink the Flavor-Aid!