Normal Human: “Yay! James Gunn is BACK, baby!”

“I swear t’gawd I’ma win big on Scratcher one a’ these days and I’ll never have t’ rub elbows with any y’all sorry losers ever again! ...Dammit! Gimme another Lucky Eight!!”

And to that, McCain had nothing.

Doctor, I am disappointed in you. Turn in your badge and Nick Fury cosplay.

Waited the entire video for him to get struck. Disappointed.

He’s been screwing the entire country over for two years and he’s still in office and wasting oxygen. You get the government you deserve, grownups.

(somewhere Streaky whines incessantly about Marvel fans)

The “fake news, out of context, watch the full video” bullshit, taken to the extreme. Bravo, Moscow? 

“The rapist, in this case, has made a lifelong commitment to live and take care of the person, so it is a little different,” Carlson says, referring to underage marriage.

Thank you. I have slightly less patience with idiots who dismiss genuine, blatant plot holes with the “it’s just a movie, it doesn’t have to make sense” non-argument, but there has to be a middle ground. 

But, but, but FREEDUMB!! And AUTISMISM!!2

Doesn’t matter. All three belong in a grease fire.

No some Proud-For-No-Good-Reason Boy will see your post and cram a whole bag of those down his throat to “pwn the libz.”

Or perhaps they (Disney) need time for the MAGA-hatted 4chins basement goblins to find something else to harp on (“Bring James Gunn back” “OH SO YOU DON’T MIND PAEDOPHILA, HOW VERY INTERESTING”) before they reverse their idiot decision.

Because when the violence becomes sexual violence, too many people start channeling their “thought” processes through their genitals rather than their (rumored-to-exist) brains.

My poor ol’ thin-but-comfy comforter has lasted me some sixteen or seventeen years now. I really wish I could remember the brand, because while its colors may be faded and it’s popped a thread here and there (without opening up), it’s still good as gold. It’s outlasted its heavier, newer brethren, acting as a mattress…

Ohhhhhhh brother.

Barr’s like the clowns defending the rich white guys busted in the massage parlor sting. “Human trafficking, whaaaat,” the clowns blither about the real victims, “they could’ve just walked out the door anytime, right?” No, they couldn’t, jackasses, because we live in an economy. Some people don’t have mommies who…

Could be worse. Could be sarcastration.