Stationed at Guam and kept too busy to prepare, I found myself stuck in my barracks for hours during a typhoon with no electricity and nothing to eat but half a box of Triscuits and a jar of mayonnaise that was gonna spoil anyway.

If he’s counting on loyalty to save his flabby unwiped ass, maybe he shouldn’t have treated every single human being who ever entered his sphere like trash.

“Look, we totally meant to do something about it! Just give us another pat on the wrist...not too hard now, maybe a fine we can pass on to our surviving customers...and we can all go back to the way things were. Well, except for all the dead and seriously injured. Oh, and those who lost everything. And only until the…

Remember, if you nuke a sponge it only kills 99.999999% of bacteria! (Just like any other legit disinfecting method!) The remaining .000001% absorbs the microwave gamma radiation and becomes Super Bacteria, attacking you in the night and murdering you!! I mean, my two-month old Scotch-Brite Stay-Clean Scrub Sponge…

I remember when Peter Jackson’s King Kong came out opposite one of the Narnia sequels. RT and IMDb’s comment sections became an absolute circus. The Narnie fantrolls were trying to convince everyone that Kong was a bestiality film and Jesus Himself demanded that Narnia be a huge box office success.

#notallpeckerheads

So weird to see an explosion these days that doesn’t have someone walking away from it in slow motion.

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”-Bobby Hill

AOC: “That’s wack.”

Pulliam-Moore’s reaction seemed like damning with faint praise.

The moral of the story: Never trust Netflix. Never work with Netflix. Never give money to Netflix.

“Why can’t I get laid? It’s not me, it’s all these stuck-up b****s!!” -- Joey Incel

I think things are fucked up enough in Washington Trump City without a “Senator Shannon Volkman” driving up the steps in his broke-down pickup and punching reporters.

(UPDATED) “Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. Just make sure it’s not something stupid.”

Thank you for contributing a little sheer dickishness to the discussion. That’s always valuable and constructive.

Not even sure what this article means by “plastic mailer.” There are two photos and both feature cardboard boxes. I presume we’re not talking about bubble-wrap-lined envelopes, since those have been in use for ages now, but the not-quite-paper-not-quite-plastic fibrous envelopes that I suspect might be the subject…

And still no Barely Legal Teen Titans Go! (Someone DID make a Hawkman & Hawkgirl porno a few years back. I saw the trailer and was impressed that they went full-on Golden Age Joe Kubert Hawkman, with roles for Gentleman Ghost and masked anti-hero Black Canary.) 

“When we open our hearts to faith, we fill our hearts with love,” (Trump) added.

The fun thing about the cartoons is, they can use stuff that didn’t work in the comics (i.e., Star Boy’s long-term Deadpool imitation) but do a completely different take on it so it doesn’t suck.

Or any of those fun rally videos with people standing right up to the edge of the road waiting for a racer to lose control and plow them into pulp.