I want to believe that’s the plan, but I learned a long time ago to never try to second-guess Kevin Feige. One thing that stays true, though, is every victory comes with tragedy. And bringing back the Snapped only for the Snapped to discover those left behind suffered devastating casualties in their absence from which …

Sloppily scrawling edgelord-speak on “cookies” that appear inedible? LORD HELP ME I AM SO PWNED

Bloom did a guest-star voice on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and immediately and completely owned the episode AND the season. (Clip below doesn’t even include the song. Oh my god. The song.)

Loved the Nick Cardy redesign. Perez’ take on it looks like he just ejaculated stars on her chest. But lord knows it’s not the worst superheroine costume design of that period...right, Wallace Wood?

Well, it’s a better title than “Barry Got Goldfingered,” I guess.

Why can’t I get my SSP movie?

They do what everyone else does; get Michael Giacchino to compose the score.

“Well who cares what THEY want? This is about ME and MY nostalgia and NOTHING ELSE. MAAAAAAAAAHHHHMMM!!”

Because Littlest Pet Shop didn’t catch fire and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is entering its ninth and apparently final season, but She-Ra demonstrates that modernized ‘80s cartoons are still a gold mine and Hasbro (or whoever owns the CBs today) ain’t givin’ up that action when the alternative is Battleship 2:…

“Who are you?”

If this is one of those jobs Americans don’t want to do, the obvious solution is to hire undocumented workers.

BUH BUH BUILD TEH WAWL

I’ma just go read something wholesome like Heroes in Crisis.

Unfortunately, the Big Red Cheese (as Captain Marvel was nicknamed by his nemesis) busting a decrepit old man in the mush was always a lot funnier in the funnies than it would ever be in live-action.

I just want the last chapter to the online TF2 comic, dammit. “Coming Soon” for, what, two years now?  

Wait, which country is the shithole, now?

Halfwit attention-seeker. Let her chain herself to something, then set the dogs on her.

I remember people getting more bent out of shape over a junkyard dog getting killed in Alien3 than, you know, Newt.

Ah, remember when the whiners were crying about “Blackqualad”? Those were the days.