Poppins and Poppinser

No, see, they could be making two shows—and three or four theatrical sequels—based on what now-dead characters did before they died, that was apparently not exciting enough to place properly within the official timeline.

when the show returns in a few weeks

A spokesman for wombats said he was glad no wombats were involved.

Now I’m scared to be outside of my apartment. THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH

CM3*: “WHY DO MY NAMES ALWAYS SUCK??”

There’s an additional rule now: Billy has to WANT to change for the magic word to work. (The constant “re-imagining” will eventually make Shazam just as effed-up as Donny Troy, Hawkman...)

That Shazam! activity pad also features Black Adam, a green and a purple Marvel I can’t suss out, and a tiger-head icon that is probably just a shit way to reference Mr. Tawny. So I wouldn’t write too much into the whole thing.

Or, you could just transform the ICE into an ECE.

Get us out from under Wonder Woman!!

The skrony ass-bag who dressed herself up as Hitler and made a visual “oven joke” is going to address Israel’s parliament.

(looks around for Mikey H’s Asian equivalent of “wypipo,” is disappointed)

Yeah, Guam already has enough problems with invasive species. Just drop ‘em off about halfway there. They can swim, yeah?

It’s almost as if they’re persistently insecure about their genitalia or something.

Describing Friday the 13th as a “horror classic” is one hell of a warning sign.

Would you like to fly, in my Bee-Emm-Double-Yuu? Would you like to die, in my Bee-Emm-Double-Yuu?... 

Worst Star Wars spin-off ever.

I can’t help thinking it’s those damn ankle-winglets that are holding him back. They’ve changed the shape of his skull repeatedly through the years but they’ve never been able to successfully banish those silly things.

From “Where’s My Stuff?” at Amazon.com:

Tooty Lahlah is going to prevail.