With deviantART...well, I ran afoul of their community standards that are similar to those that Tumblr has now enacted which means that again I get limited on what I draw.

I am gonna get in SO much trouble.

Ah, yes—that totally coherent movie in which Minya appears out of nowhere and tries to drive a truck.

The twins (1) add mysticism that doesn’t fit with this universe, and (2) always threaten to overwhelm any story in which they appear. Godzilla vs Mothra: The Battle For Earth, for example, is basically Mothra vs Battra with a couple of brief appearances by Big G to resolve their issues. GMK and Destroy All Monsters…

I am late to this particular outrage party, but...there is only one thing I associate with a cow’s bum, and it is neither “sexiness” nor “ice cream.” Maybe that’s why you are out of business, dude, not some Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

Just like American TV animation exploded when they began putting some genuine effort into something besides The Adventures of Punch-Man and Spandex or Snarky White Boy: Center of the Universe.

“Hi, Captain America!”

Pretty sure they’ll ditch the entirety of the Fu Manchu thing, not only because of rights issues but because by now they’ll be aware that the Perpetually Offended will already be switching from “Danny Rand should have be Asian because martial arts are exclusively Asian and that’s not racist, you are” to “Ohhhhhhhh…

GMK managed it, as did Destroy All Monsters.

That sounds so familiar. We MURIKAFUGGYEHians are suffering a similar experience.

Hollywood keeps expecting him to keep churning out great and original stuff over and over and over and over within a certain genre. I imagine Silvestri’s already as sick of the Avengers theme as he was of his repeated-to-point-of-madness Delta Force theme. 

I haven’t watched the MST3K episode yet but the highlight of Killer Fish is arguably the “cyclone”—a cartoon tornado that vanishes the instant it collides with a reservoir dam, causing it to explode (somehow) and resulting in one of those crappy miniature damburst effects that quietly overpopulated the late ‘70s (Super…

Best Lo-La.

Funny possibility: “Carol” is a Secret Invasion Skrull implanted with the late Carol Danvers’ memories who was then captured by the Kree, physically altered, and then implanted with her Kree backstory.

“This will get people lookin’ at me!!”

I dunno, I run into that sort of garbage a lot—trying to shame people into silence by screaming that “Those People” commit the very same atrocities the alt-right want to commit. To wit: “How can you defend Muslims!? In Iran they throw gays off roofs!” “And what do YOU want to do to gay people?” “Kill ‘em all! But that’…

All they needed to do was wait until she needed to go potty. What was she gonna do, pop a squat in public? (Maybe I shouldn’t ask.) EDIT: Ha ha ha, nevermind, she threatened to piss herself but then gave up after four and a half hours. Ha!

Daffy English kuhniggits!

“I think if you don’t have regrets, you’re not introspective.”

Ah, Meghan’s doing a variation of ye olde Al Gore box-in attack: “Because he uses electricity and wood products and fuel and exhales carbon dioxide we just dismiss him as a hypocrite! He should live in a barren cave and wipe with leaves! Then we would just dismiss him as a loony!”