Ah, there it is. I fully expected to find some knee-jerk dankmemer respond with “NO, U!” and Benny came through like a champ.

(looks at cover)

I’m going nowhere.

In other words, he’s a Trump variant.

AROOOOOOOOGULA!!

Annnnnd now he’s gonna go help O.J. find the real killers.

“If my child got frog-marched into the gas chambers, first I’d make her apologize to the camp commandant for causing him inconvenience and humiliating her male parent.”

How strange. Just yesterday Nixon was complaining that voter turnout was too large and blaming that for her loss.

DC’s constant problem in a nutshell.

On the other hand, if Cap had just kept his head down and kept his mouth shut like a “good” soldier, HYDRA’s Project Insight launch would have assassinated Tony Stark, Stephen Strange and thousands of innocents...and everyone else would subsequently have been wiped out by Dormammu. So maybe it’s not so monochrome as…

I remember when Gawker, in its death throes, posted a whinge about how they were treated so unfairly. Approximately 75% of the responses were along the lines of, “You clowns did this to yourselves. You never dreamed someone could or would hit back.”

“The North American Free Trade Agreement (or NAMBLA)...” -- Jon Stewart

He’s trying too hard, like a less-beefy Happy.

Did your parents have any children who lived?

Ruining everything is what they do. It’s their life goal.

virtue signaling

One day years ago—when “identity theft” was a hot new topic that EVERYONE was talking about—I came to work and found a roster posted on the breakroom wall that listed the SSN of every single employee (of over two hundred and fifty). The supervisor who put it up just guffawed at my insistence that such information…

Clean, delicious, sustainable coal! Each serving comes with a full day’s supply of vitamins and iron!

Something something Chicago something Detroit.

“Gimme my parade and maybe I’ll reconsider.”