It’s like living in a damn Encyclopedia Brown story.

I mean, Rotten even has an ‘audience rating’ so that all the buffoons who were predisposed to thumbs-up Atlas Shrugged III: Who Is John Galt? or Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Sousa’s Death of a Nation could ‘trigger the libtards’ by driving the rating up, despite witnessing the garbage quality first-hand. And it’s still nev…

They had good reviews for Black Panther and Crazy Rich Asians and those reviews should add more people to dilute these percentages?

Orrrrrr, they could just do something else? Honestly, do they think they’re going to find success with Roseanne Without Roseanne? A show that constantly reminds everyone of the shitstorm by its very existence? ...Oh well, it’s the network’s money, they can burn it however they like.

Man, I forgot about her stint as Binary. Yeesh.

Marvel: “These titles didn’t make it. But we can still have fun with the characters.”

It’s an act...the act of downing someone from behind by knocking their legs out from under them.

Pacific Gas and Electric’s apology for blowing up a town was court-mandated (and laughably insincere).

THE FLY HAD A DAMN SPOON

Only if a Nazi troll brings it up.

I won’t make excuses for bad art, and this art’s only just serviceable, but there’s nothing nearly as bad as some of the stuff I’ve seen from America’s Big Two.

Just watch Meet the Feebles instead. Or hell, even Let My Puppets Come.

Something that when you watch the movie you’ll remember that victim, that guy.”

Chester.

“I threw all my money into the river and now it’s all gone!!!”

I kind of love the characterization of Thor as a bit of a dope—but it’s not because he’s stupid, it’s because he’s kind of arrogant and doesn’t care to educate himself about the things he’s ignorant about, because all these mere mortals are beneath him, but he still has a good heart.

Disney: “We don’t want to be associated with this person--but we WILL continue to sell Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 because ka-ching! Capitulation to trash like Cernovich strikes us as a very, very good idea.”

Now if I could just get YouTube to stop dropping “SJWs ruined _____” videos in my recommendations despite my constantly dismissing them and blocking the channels.

Last year’s rally: “Look at how many of us there are! We’re taking over! We’re #winning!!”

But does it really matter to them? I swear I can see ears fold and close up when I try to sanesplain things to immigration hypocrites. Each and every one of them from Arianna Huffington to Dotard Dump operates on 100% “I got mine, now slam the door.”