Sony’s decision turned out to be pretty wrongheaded.

Yeah, but somebody gets off on it, because Ilsa was a freakin’ franchise. But for the really weird Nazi shit, there was...this.

I love Pussyfoot, but the Best Cat is clearly:

Disney lost any high ground they might have imagined they held when they announced “we don’t want to be associated” with Gunn...yet kept right on selling Guardians of the Galaxy and GOTG Vol 2.

Turns out reflexively rolling over like a good dog every time someone—even a piece of shit like Cernovich—barks isn’t the greatest strategy after all.

Nobody deserves to be abused as much as he was over a labor dispute.

Memories...

I feel sorry for the daughters, but I’m sure the Dotard’s regime is seeking to reunite the entire family...outside of the United States of MURIKA FUGGYEH, of course. “Thanks for your service, sucker—now get the fuck out,” etc.

Isn’t Alpha Flight the book that got screwed up so badly they pulled a Dallas-style “it was all a dream” reset? I remember at some point Walter’s soul inhabited the deceased Snowbird’s body, and because she died while imitating Tanaraq’s form Walter could switch between that and Snowbird’s human form. And that was…

Once ran into someone online ranting about how they didn’t understand why Japanese folks take their shoes off before entering a home. Wasted an extraordinary amount of time trying to explain that they didn’t want the residue from animals, vehicles, public restrooms and whatever else all over their floors before…

The worst part about this is the stated intent. Remember, they are committing this abusive campaign deliberately. As a “deterrent.”

Like orders to report for military service! ...Unless you have a disqualifying condition, like bone spurs...a pilonidal cyst...or other priorities...or a rich daddy.

Oh man, imagine the failed toy lines for really bad movies. Like...The Swarm? I want a General Slater figure with sweeping flame-thrower action and Dr. Krim’s antivenom testing set with holographic giant bee hallucination!

I’m less put off by Detective Chimp—who at least has experience with Shadowpact—than by Man-Bat. Did I miss something? When did Man-Bat become “mystical”?

And he doesn’t even want it sometimes! It’s merely important that HE gets two scoops and everyone else gets only ONE. (EDIT: Shout out to the civility maven in the thread fretting that mocking Trump is just proving BOTHSIDESBAD!! Haaaaaay! Why can’t we just stand for the anthem and protest very quietly in the…

“That didn’t go as planned,” one of the hosts said.

Jehovah: “You know what? We need a living link between ‘tick’ and ‘roach.’ And make it so that the digested blood it shits in books smells like rotting fruit. Aw yeah, that’s the stuff. Ha ha, they think Satan’s the evil one.”

...unless you’re James Gunn, amirite, Cernovich?