On the bright side, Trump’s presidency will probably end sometime during the swearing-in ceremony, when he slaps the Bible away, tears Ivanka’s dress off, and does her right there in front of the cameras.

Goddamn coworker said that Black Lives Matter got Trump elected. I couldn’t tell her what I was thinking because I want to keep that job.

To all the pseudoprogressives who spent the entire campaign sniveling that Clinton “didn’t earn (your) vote” and Both Sides Equally Bad!!™... FUCK YOU and ENJOY YOUR NEW LIVES. I’m an elderly white guy with no children. I’ll be dead soon and I was still more concerned for the future of this nation than any of you. But…

Butch teased a Danny Phantom reboot a few months ago, but no one’s sure if it’s serious or not. (WARNING: It’s a “All Grown Up” version.)

Trump loves the poorly educated and they love him.

This is the stupidity of modern trolling. The victim is not being lured into exposing his lack of intelligence or hypocrisy; he’s simply responding normally to correct an error, hereupon the troll does a victory dance because he made said error intentionally, which somehow makes the victim gullible. Is that art?

Throw the word “cuck” around a lot, do you?

Ah, memories. I remember how all the Angwy White Fanboys on 4chan, still years away from becoming the “alt-right” but still furious when a black man showed up in their comics and cartoons without being mutilated in some fashion, shat their collective diaper over ‘Blackualad’ replacing a white character not one person…

Well....no. When the movies become shitty enough, the global market will reject them too. There will always be people seeking to make good movies for the sake of making good movies, and there will be an audience for them until society as we know it ends.

You have to actually pay attention to a movie before you can legitimately criticize it.

If you’re going to list Blankman, you have to at least mention Super, the “dark” superhero spoof that’s superior to Kick-Ass in every way yet is virtually forgotten.

Honorable mentions from the Land of the Rising Sun:

You either need to live in a place where people piss in the street all the time...or have already spent too much time in a place where people piss in the street all the time.

So if I have diarrhea and a bucket, I’m good to “go,” right? The odor doesn’t enter into the equation?

Great score, too.

I’m fine with including Bert’s Food of the Gods, but Empire of the Ants isn’t “weird,” it’s just a stone-cold fail. Everything about it seems half-assed or unfinished; the special effects are sub-par even by Bert’s subterranean standards and the third-act surprise revelation that should have made it a classic is so…

I didn’t even know about the Teen Titans cover. But Marvel’s own history of this shit—the tentacle-rapey Heroes For Hire/Planet Hulk cover, the infamous Spider-Woman’s Ass cover (and Frank Cho’s ridiculous bullshit afterwards, drawing character after character in that pose in what he considers the sickest burn ever…

While I love Giacchino’s works, I have no trouble remembering beautiful themes from Patrick Doyle’s Thor (“Prologue,” “Sons of Odin”), Chirstopher Beck’s Ant-Man, Henry Jackman’s outstanding work in both Winter Soldier and Civil War, Alan Silvestri’s helicarrier theme from Avengers, Brian Tyler’s jazzy Iron Man 3, or…

Curtain created so many great themes for H-B cartoons (and their live-action stuff like KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, if I’m allowed to talk about that), it’s hard to believe he started out with the mind-breakingly annoying “music” for Mesa of Lost Women.

Well, fuck him right in the pussy.