“Are we gonna move?”

Very grateful the movie didn’t have a Sally Floyd.

The only good thing to come from Ringu was Brandon Santiago’s Erma.

and given that any non-Loki villain has failed to really capture people’s attention

“I will bend like a reed in the wi—”

Dear Giant Conglomerate Property Formerly Known as DC Comics: Stop trying to make Hawkman happen. He’s never going to happen.

I dunno, with that nth metal mace Bruce Timm Hawkgirl was basically Thor/Valkyrie/Wonder Woman sans the bondage and ambassador-of-love hoohah and that’s perfect. She was the essence of everything right with the Hawkman concept with none of what’s wrong with it: those are real wings; her helmet is cool AND streamlined;…

C’mon, man. I completely understand the sentiment, but Kamala wouldn’t want that.

“Ah wuz real bad constipated once! Same thing!!”

They finally found a good alternative to Badly-Imitated Dan DeCarlo and the “vs Predator” garbage.

Not to mention that the World Shadow Council Or Whatever (WSCOW) intended to drop a nuke on New York City, casualties be damned. (Apologies, this of course has been mentioned multiple times but Kinja is being Kinja.)

My favorite isn’t even on the list:

Dammit. If that character’s name had been Morgana Trace I would have stained the ceiling.

(Spoiler Alert: PseudoprogressiveNashville was never going to vote for anyone. He just wants all us stupid proles to weep and grovel in the burning purity of his convictions.)

“Maybe if I kill myself like Hemingway, people will remember me fondly!” — MST3K

This is the pseudoprogressive paradox: if you want the office (and stand a chance of winning it), you are automatically unworthy of it because your ambition corrupts you. If Bernie got into the Oval Office, within three months the pseudoprogs would be screaming “betrayal” because (1) he won, and (2) they’d start doing…

Sure, running for office might actually accomplish something, but who would want to give up yelling and throwing shit—or as pseudoprogressives call it, activism?

Sure usin’ “seems” a lot there.

Still going to hell, creep.

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