Almost enough to make me miss the relative pleasantness of Google Glass glassholes.

Even under the likes of Hammy, No!, Gawkwork still has yet to reach the depths of RawStory, which not only breathlessly regurgitated MSNBC’s deceptively-edited Bill Clinton quote, but went so far as to further misrepresent what he said by rearranging segments of said quote.

This is just another cog in the Clinton-Wasserman-Schultz-Goldman-Sachs Vast Rat-Fucking Conspiracy, and I assure you that this ploy has not only failed to deceive me I have just contributed eighty gajillion dollars to Bernie’s campaign as a direct result.

It’s just...cosplayers cosplay as fictional characters. Someone in the Marvel Universe cosplaying as Doc Doom is like someone impersonating Putin in ours. Or just being a Sikh, an actual Sikh, in a Trump rally that serves free beer.

He just can’t stand watching white men being oppressed like this while all across the nation blacks are not picking cotton.

John Di Maggio’s Joker is fantastic, as is Wade Williams’ Black Mask. And just recalling that very final scene is making me all misty-eyed.

Have you ever been to TheMovieSpoiler.com and read a passage that makes no sense because you can’t keep track of who’s who? You know: “He went there and beat him up and then he started to leave but then he got up and fought back and he turned the tables on him and beat him up, and he won and he lost.” The Nashville…

Wow, they came up with a Wacky Races reimagining that’s actually worse than the (failed) “twenty years later” pilot with Peter and Penelope’s asshole kids and the road made out of live snakes (WTF).

Yeah, Satan would actually command some respect. You’re more like Satan’s poodle...’s rectum.

He has a seriously owie-lookin’ foot there.

An angry duck with a lisp. You know who’s a better angry duck with a lisp? DAFFY. It’s not even close. Watch this show and you will come to the quick realization that this is, hands down, the lamest group of cartoon characters in modern history. The Looney Tunes gang destroys the Disney stable. Every secondary Tex…

It’s fun to watch them (well, one of them) adjust to abruptly changing from pony to human. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK THINGS UP AND HOLD THEM WITHOUT HOOVES?

It’s almost as if those people weren’t really who they were playing on screen either.

Bill Gothard

Would we take away the freedom of all men by castration because some cannot handle what they have?

American Exceptionalism: “We gonna do this awful thing because everybody else is doin’ it.”

I don’t pick, but my face is peppered with these little nubs—all not really noticeable unless you peer directly at them—that range from “wart” to “aborted zit?” to “ZOMG IZZAT SKIN KANSAR?!?!” Doctor won’t even look at ‘em. But they disturb me. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

She should really just go ahead and shed her husk now.