Wow, they came up with a Wacky Races reimagining that’s actually worse than the (failed) “twenty years later” pilot with Peter and Penelope’s asshole kids and the road made out of live snakes (WTF).

“ButbutbutNUCLEAR! What about nuclear! Nnnnevermind the waste, that’s a problem for somebody else! What have to have nuclear!” — Daddy is a Plant Manager

Obviously, Jesse Eisenberg is actually playing Lex Luthor in the movie, but he’s portraying Lex as a sort of elfin, non-superpowered Mr. Mxylzptlk, looking to cause trouble for the heroes.

I loved the (non-superhero) Harlem Globetrotters cartoon and probably would’ve enjoyed the SGs if they hadn’t swiped half their shtick from The Impossibles.

I was really pissed off that the two African “interns” were ditched. If I recall correctly, one of the replacements was a wise-cracking bike messenger who stumbled onto MANTIS’ suddenly-poorly-protected secrets. I didn’t make it through the first two regular episodes.

Yeah, Satan would actually command some respect. You’re more like Satan’s poodle...’s rectum.

He has a seriously owie-lookin’ foot there.

Just a quick note: A value presented as acceptable in a fictional society depicted in a movie is not necessarily condoned by that movie. For further explanation, please see: parody; satire.

“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF ANIMALS!!!”

Palpatine didn’t just fall down a giant shaft in the Death Star II, the Death Star II promptly explodedshortly after. If the fall didn’t do him in, being vaporized into itty bitty Palpatine-molecules did—with or without some mysterious ability to cheat death.

An angry duck with a lisp. You know who’s a better angry duck with a lisp? DAFFY. It’s not even close. Watch this show and you will come to the quick realization that this is, hands down, the lamest group of cartoon characters in modern history. The Looney Tunes gang destroys the Disney stable. Every secondary Tex…

Not to mention that weird “rolling smoke blob” effect that whisks away the humans that are being replaced.

It’s fun to watch them (well, one of them) adjust to abruptly changing from pony to human. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK THINGS UP AND HOLD THEM WITHOUT HOOVES?

And yet I still don’t have my Barely Legal Teen Titans GO!

It’s almost as if those people weren’t really who they were playing on screen either.

Bill Gothard

Would we take away the freedom of all men by castration because some cannot handle what they have?

American Exceptionalism: “We gonna do this awful thing because everybody else is doin’ it.”

So it’s a TV version of this?