I don’t pick, but my face is peppered with these little nubs—all not really noticeable unless you peer directly at them—that range from “wart” to “aborted zit?” to “ZOMG IZZAT SKIN KANSAR?!?!” Doctor won’t even look at ‘em. But they disturb me. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

She should really just go ahead and shed her husk now.

“Right” translates into Japanese in two words: “migi” (opposite of left) and “tadashii” (correct). Either Chris Claremont or the letterer put the wrong kanji into Wolverine’s mouth in an issue of X-Men. Pobody’s nerfect. And I hate you for making me defend DC even indirectly.

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I always wished I could find more of Bob Bentavoja’s crazy work for Irwin Allen movies, TV Guide, etc.

If this is the worst trouble your neglected child gets into, consider yourself fortunate.

JUST IN CASE JYEW DINT FIGGER OUT AHM A DUMB CRACKER YIT

FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK

Changing from blue(ish) to red. Packy only eats the blue ghosts.

HA HA SONIC IS SO INHERENTLY GROSS

I think Clint’s wife Laura covered this issue quite well in Age of Ultron. The heavy hitters are all man-god borderline mental cases. Clint and Nat provide perspective that Odinson, Rogers, Banner and Stark have lost or never had.

“HAI AHM RICK PURRY, CUM ON OWT TA TEXASS, WHUR WE GOTS LOW TAX’S, LAX REGOOLAYSHUNS, AND ONEY A COUPLE SILOS DUN BLOWED UP”

I am reminded of Ralph Bakshi’s claims to the effect that Peter Jackson couldn’t possibly have made The Lord of the Rings if he hadn’t paved the way with his ugly incompetent little ninety-minute-long rotoscoped cartoon.

Also: Donald Trump is popular.

She does, and like most cast members she deeply regrets participating.

You mean the original novel, right? Yeah, it’s a bit harsh. Pamela Sue Martin’s character gets raped by a panicky young crewman (who runs off in shame and promptly dies). Also, her little brother doesn’t make it.

But, golly, the lamestream media is so obviously trying to coronate her! /nutjob

Not that he’d know anything about what nurses, factory workers, teachers, or retail workers do. But he’s still an expert on them! He’s an expert on everything! (Seriously, though, he’s a mental case.)

“Heyyyyyyyy, maaaaan, they ain’t payin’ me what I think I’m worth, so, like, why even bother, man?”